I had the "pleasure" of seeing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen today. A five-year old could script and direct a better Transformers movie. My strongly-worded letter to Michael Bay, DreamWorks, Paramount, and Hasbro about why they owe me the cost of my movie ticket plus damages was fully composed about 30 seconds in. I can't even say the movie has entertainment value. There is nothing redeeming about it. Okay, I take that back.